Are thongs out and breasts in?

A few years ago and for a very long time thong (G-string) underwear for women worn above the pants line was the 'rage' or 'fashion' of the time. As a very humble observer of the female body I've noticed that I see less and less of this trend this summer. This summer I've seen more women showing off their breasts. Perhaps women might deny this or speak of me in the evil tongue, but I swear that this year compared to last year women are showing off their breasts more. So I guess that means that g-strings (thongs) are out and breasts are back in popularity?

The shrinking penis

It is a fact. If you don't use it you lose it. I haven't had sex in a very long time. The lack of blood flowing through the manhood causes that appendix to shrink. If you workout at a gym the muscles carry more blood, stay hard, and rigid. The penis is a muscle. There are exercise machines for every muscle in the body. They really need to come up with an exercise machine for the penis for those of us who just can't seem to get enough sex.

Netherlands train doors

I probably wouldn't say this unless I actually saw it happen at least three times. On several occasions I have personally witnessed people who try to catch a Dutch train with about 20 seconds to go before the doors will close and they try to see if they can get into the doors in the farthest train car. For example the stairs leading up to the train in question has the door open and the whistle has blown meaning that the doors will soon close. Someone runs up the stairs and tries to run to the doors of the train about 100 meters away. Obviously they are training for the Olympics. Why not just enter the train at the closest point, then walk down the train to the point where you want to sit? Another thing that bothers me are people who walk up and down the train for about 15 minutes trying to find that one "perfect" place to sit. Once they find the perfect spot they sit for less than 5 minutes because their train is about to make a stop where they wish to depart.

Good Fitting Underwear

I don't know why but I simply can't find a good fitting pair of boxer shorts anymore or a pair that lasts a long time. I sit down and I feel like my testicles are being pinched which is something I really didn't expect from boxer shorts. I've tried regular men's briefs but they're even worse. I actually found 'one' pair that fit well but I can't find anymore from the manufacturer. I pray for the day when someone, somehow, will actually make good fitting boxer shorts that keeps my testicles safe and secure.

Punishment for Terrorists

Recently some people at my work were talking about punishment for terrorists. Specifically what cruel punishments we could think of for them but of course only hypothetically. One person mentioned cutting off their right arm. Another person mentioned they should be buried in a hole with fire ants. Another person mentioned a sex change operation. Well finally everyone's eyes were on me and I thought about the subject for a while. I decided that punishment for terrorists should be done by tying them in the water behind a boat in the Louisiana bijou and tow them for use as alligator bait. Hey, alligators have to eat too!

Open Freedom

The reason I like Amsterdam in the Netherlands is tolerance. What other place can you find a large multitude of languages, religion, and sexual orientation in the world? Or watch a canal boat pass by a bridge as a homeless man (perhaps a drug addict) defecates in the waters of the Amstel? The homeless man waving to the tourists on the canal boat as the feces continues to fall. This is actually a bad example of Amsterdam. Amsterdam is actually one of the most friendliest places on the planet. If you have a desire to smoke a marijuana joint you can do so at a coffeeshop. Haven't had sex for a while? Well there is the red light district. That goes for men as well as women! There are male and female....um...givers of sexual pleasure. If you're gay or lesbian the same applies. Lots of places to get a large frothy cup of coffee or a large mug of beer. Watching a woman kiss another woman or a man kissing another man is tolerated so well in Holland. Too bad the world can't do the same.