Very Hairy Backs

I have a very hairy back, as well as a hairy chest, butt, and legs. I was born that way. If laser hair removal were not so expensive I would really consider it. I am very tired of other people finding my pubic hairs in the bathroom or anywhere else. What is really needed here is some type of method whereby a hairy back man can shave or remove all of the hair himself without too much effort. Actually it's not the back hair that is obnoxious. It is the butt hair. No matter how carefully a hairy butt man attempts to use the toilet small pieces of toilet paper stick to it. Can you laser off butt hole hair as easily as you can a hairy back?

Thoughts for today....

Seeing people walk the streets of Amsterdam gives me some hope that the world may yet survive hatred which is the greatest enemy of all. In one city there are so many cultures and relative peace and tranquility. Actually the only thing that causes me concern, if anything, is the tourists. For example to watch an older American couple pass by a 'lady of the evening' displaying herself in the Red Light District. The older woman stared in awe and then said to her husband, "Why, I never..." I immediately passed by her and asked, "Do you have children?" She looked at me and said "Yes." To which I replied "Well you can't say never because if you have children then obviously you have done "it" at least one time."