I have to firmly announce that in about 8 out of 10 times I clean the toilet without getting negative feedback from the 'woman'. The 2 times I do get the negative feedback I haven't a clue what's she's talking about:
"You didn't clean the toilet good enough with the brush!" She exclaims.
"Yes I did clean it thoroughly."
"Then why do I see small pieces of poop floating in the bottom?" She asks.
"Because gravity decided to go on strike today."
At this point in time her face is red so I have to give in.
"OK, I'll flush twice next time."
"Oh, and you use too much toilet paper," she adds.
"Well I've got a very hairy butt. It takes more toilet paper for hairy butt men then for non hairy butt men."
"Then you should shave your butt hair!" She yells.
"Sorry but no blade is going close to my butthole. No way and no how!"
And so it goes on and on.
Copyright 29 July 2007 RR Johnson Jr.
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