It never ceases to amaze me how women decide they want to have sex during the middle of a very important football (soccer) game. I suppose it's jealousy. Women are jealous of anything that seems to deviate full attention from them. Of course if you refuse their advance then you're in the dog house for at least a week. Don't count on any sex for at least two weeks afterwards. I finally decided how to alleviate this problem without upsetting a woman too much. One of the things that women hate is to talk about poop as in deification, poop, crap, well you get the idea. On a day when there is an important football game I mention when I come home from work that my stomach is upset and that I need to let loose a huge bowel movement. After going to the toilet I mention that I have gas. I pretend to fart and pretend to moan as my gas pain is alleviated. This seems to work on a grand scale. What do women think we are? Some sort of sex gods that whenever they want sex we have to obligate ourselves? We are human beings too. There are very important things in life such as football (soccer), beer, and food. I'm sorry but you have to draw the line somewhere.
Copyright 29 July 2007 RR Johnson Jr.
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